April192014

batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

(via thefurey)

4AM

oh-kaity:

therothwoman:

shh-im-wondering:

seekingthespheres:

"What they don’t understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you’re eleven, you’re also ten, and nine, and eight and seven, and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one." -Sandra Cisneros, "Eleven"

Oh no this is super adorable

I finally stopped to take a closer look at this and oh my GOD this is amazing.

oh wow

(via tribble1)

3AM

(Source: rhythm48, via doctorwho)

April182014

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

(Source: maimedlion, via stannisbaratheon)

12PM

(Source: melark, via danedehaha)

11AM

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

(via neverfeedthesarcophagi)

11AM
9AM
9AM

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

*clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, thered- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute

(Source: johnssprite, via maureensowerbutts)

4AM

roguesquirrel:

The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
In
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled

(via samwsie)

4AM
insanelygaming:

This Serious #51
Created by Byronb [Website]

insanelygaming:

This Serious #51

Created by Byronb [Website]

(via artsyrup)

3AM

dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

image

(Source: aquariia, via paragon-of-perfidy)

12AM
“Maybe happiness is this: not feeling like you should be elsewhere, doing something else, being someone else.” Isaac Asimov (via awelltraveledwoman)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via bio-boosterseat)

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